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[swerval_zero]

*Under the influence of the Plot Amoeba, Zero writes some e-mails*

Dear Rat,

Have had epiphany. Clearly as a punker I am wasting my life. I should be doing something productive. Was it hard to go into marketing? Does it take special skills? I know it made you evil, but was it a bad sort of evil?

Also, am starting religion worshipping Google.

Love, Zero
Or do you think I should go by Nicole?

Ginger,

I have had a revelation and I am not going to put up with this any longer. You clearly do not want to talk to me, and that's fine, because I no longer want to talk to you either. Am going to go flirt with some other geeks now. Possibly Broots. Or Hank. Hank has blue fur, did I tell you that, hmmm?

On second thought, they would probably just break my heart too. Perhaps I'll become a lesbian.

No love, Z

Dear Twitch,

Have had epiphany. Boys are stupid. Not you of course because you're my brother, but boys in general. Would you mind taking me to the next QSA meeting? I know I go anyway, but so I can learn about being a lesbian?

Love, 0

(ooc: And, for the curious:

from: rat_bastard@gmail.com
to: arsenal_fierce@gmail.com, twitch_strummer@gmail.com, hopelessandsavage@gmail.com
fwd: career path?

Something is very wrong with Skankabelle. What do we know about this school?

from: ginger_kincaid@mit.edu
to: zero.hopelesssavage@fandomhigh.com
returned undeliverable

Zee, what do you mean? I keep trying to call you and no one picks up! What's going *on*??

Comments

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Perhaps I'll become a lesbian.

Are you a Louise Rennison fan, by chance?]

[swerval_zero]

(ooc: Was in my youth (watch me say 'youth' like it wasn't two years ago).)

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Ah yes. As was I, in my happy gold years.

*is ancient at 18*]

[swerval_zero]

(ooc: Dude, you're a baby!

*practically doddering at 20*)

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Shufflebord and bingo tonight, yes?]

[swerval_zero]

(ooc: I'll bring the prune juice.)

[chasingangela]

[OOC: Ack, by these standards I should be drooling into my pureed peas and napping in a wheelchair. (I'm 27.)

*shakes cane*]

[swerval_zero]

(ooc: *rattles walker in your general direction*)

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *offers Centrum Silver*]

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

[OOC: By their standards I should be dead. *is 33*]

[swerval_zero]

(ooc: Quick, somebody call Guinness!)

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

((ooc: Then, by those standards, I'm still a baby. At almost 18. *g*))

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

[OOC: am deader at 37]

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

[ooc: call me grandma I guess... is 28... four months from 29]

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

Fogey!
*gets orderly to shake his cane at her*

[chasingangela]

*Flees from shaken cane*

Oh, hey, do you want to do anything with Angela looking like John's girlfriend from the last movie? I don't know Terminator well enough to know where in the timeline he is, but ... could be a fun scene.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

lol
Technically, it's a few years before he meets his wife (between t2 [13year old JC] and t3 [20ish jc]), but i can dig it. bwahaha



eeeeeevil, you are. And the boy needs a love interest...

[chasingangela]

I just like playing with the whole clone thing here.

Angela's kind of taken, though. On a break right now, but taken. Unless you know something I don't...

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know about the whole you-Marty thing. But Johnnie Clueless doesn't...

Wonder if anyone's gonna play That Yellow Bastard or a Furlong.

*John glares at the mun, who digs Claire Danes*

[chasingangela]

Cool, I wasn't sure how much you were keeping up with our relationship saga. But Johnny Clueless is welcome to try his luck *g.*

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

Maybe it'll go better than John/Carter. Then again, Chase doesn't wave wrenches violently, riiiight?

[chasingangela]

Only if provoked.

[can_be_more]

((The 25-year-old asks you both to bite her.))

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[[25-year-olds unite! Woohoo!]]

[can_be_more]

((High-five! Ow, my arthritis!))

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[OOC: *aims the wheelchair of decrepit almost-26 at you*]

[swerval_zero]

(ooc: You're all old! :D)

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

I'm 6000. Shut your gobs.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

And well preserved thanks to all the booze.

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

And the evil...don't forget the evil!

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

Right. Evil preserves (or is it preserveres?) well.