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[personal profile] swerval_zero
*Under the influence of the Plot Amoeba, Zero writes some e-mails*

Dear Rat,

Have had epiphany. Clearly as a punker I am wasting my life. I should be doing something productive. Was it hard to go into marketing? Does it take special skills? I know it made you evil, but was it a bad sort of evil?

Also, am starting religion worshipping Google.

Love, Zero
Or do you think I should go by Nicole?

Ginger,

I have had a revelation and I am not going to put up with this any longer. You clearly do not want to talk to me, and that's fine, because I no longer want to talk to you either. Am going to go flirt with some other geeks now. Possibly Broots. Or Hank. Hank has blue fur, did I tell you that, hmmm?

On second thought, they would probably just break my heart too. Perhaps I'll become a lesbian.

No love, Z

Dear Twitch,

Have had epiphany. Boys are stupid. Not you of course because you're my brother, but boys in general. Would you mind taking me to the next QSA meeting? I know I go anyway, but so I can learn about being a lesbian?

Love, 0

(ooc: And, for the curious:

from: rat_bastard@gmail.com
to: arsenal_fierce@gmail.com, twitch_strummer@gmail.com, hopelessandsavage@gmail.com
fwd: career path?

Something is very wrong with Skankabelle. What do we know about this school?

from: ginger_kincaid@mit.edu
to: zero.hopelesssavage@fandomhigh.com
returned undeliverable

Zee, what do you mean? I keep trying to call you and no one picks up! What's going *on*??

Date: 2005-10-24 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com
[ooc: Perhaps I'll become a lesbian.

Are you a Louise Rennison fan, by chance?]

Date: 2005-10-24 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com
[ooc: Ah yes. As was I, in my happy gold years.

*is ancient at 18*]

Date: 2005-10-24 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com
[ooc: Shufflebord and bingo tonight, yes?]

Date: 2005-10-24 02:59 am (UTC)
chasingangela: (Default)
From: [personal profile] chasingangela
[OOC: Ack, by these standards I should be drooling into my pureed peas and napping in a wheelchair. (I'm 27.)

*shakes cane*]

Date: 2005-10-24 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com
[ooc: *offers Centrum Silver*]

Date: 2005-10-24 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fh-anonymous.livejournal.com
[OOC: By their standards I should be dead. *is 33*]

Date: 2005-10-24 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com
[ooc: call me grandma I guess... is 28... four months from 29]

Date: 2005-10-24 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com
[OOC: am deader at 37]

Date: 2005-10-24 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com
[OOC: *aims the wheelchair of decrepit almost-26 at you*]

Date: 2005-10-24 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com
((ooc: Then, by those standards, I'm still a baby. At almost 18. *g*))

Date: 2005-10-24 05:23 am (UTC)
can_be_more: (ooc!aeryn)
From: [personal profile] can_be_more
((The 25-year-old asks you both to bite her.))

Date: 2005-10-24 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com
[[25-year-olds unite! Woohoo!]]

Date: 2005-10-24 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com
I'm 6000. Shut your gobs.

Date: 2005-10-24 01:03 pm (UTC)
can_be_more: (Default)
From: [personal profile] can_be_more
((High-five! Ow, my arthritis!))

Date: 2005-10-25 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com
Fogey!
*gets orderly to shake his cane at her*

Date: 2005-10-25 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com
And well preserved thanks to all the booze.

Date: 2005-10-25 12:25 am (UTC)
chasingangela: (Default)
From: [personal profile] chasingangela
*Flees from shaken cane*

Oh, hey, do you want to do anything with Angela looking like John's girlfriend from the last movie? I don't know Terminator well enough to know where in the timeline he is, but ... could be a fun scene.

Date: 2005-10-25 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com
lol
Technically, it's a few years before he meets his wife (between t2 [13year old JC] and t3 [20ish jc]), but i can dig it. bwahaha



eeeeeevil, you are. And the boy needs a love interest...

Date: 2005-10-25 01:00 am (UTC)
chasingangela: (Default)
From: [personal profile] chasingangela
I just like playing with the whole clone thing here.

Angela's kind of taken, though. On a break right now, but taken. Unless you know something I don't...

Date: 2005-10-25 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com
Yeah, I know about the whole you-Marty thing. But Johnnie Clueless doesn't...

Wonder if anyone's gonna play That Yellow Bastard or a Furlong.

*John glares at the mun, who digs Claire Danes*

Date: 2005-10-25 01:10 am (UTC)
chasingangela: (Default)
From: [personal profile] chasingangela
Cool, I wasn't sure how much you were keeping up with our relationship saga. But Johnny Clueless is welcome to try his luck *g.*

Date: 2005-10-25 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com
Maybe it'll go better than John/Carter. Then again, Chase doesn't wave wrenches violently, riiiight?

Date: 2005-10-25 01:13 am (UTC)
chasingangela: (Default)
From: [personal profile] chasingangela
Only if provoked.

Date: 2005-10-25 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flash-serpent.livejournal.com
And the evil...don't forget the evil!

Date: 2005-10-25 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com
Right. Evil preserves (or is it preserveres?) well.
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