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*Under the influence of the Plot Amoeba, Zero writes some e-mails*

Dear Rat,

Have had epiphany. Clearly as a punker I am wasting my life. I should be doing something productive. Was it hard to go into marketing? Does it take special skills? I know it made you evil, but was it a bad sort of evil?

Also, am starting religion worshipping Google.

Love, Zero
Or do you think I should go by Nicole?

Ginger,

I have had a revelation and I am not going to put up with this any longer. You clearly do not want to talk to me, and that's fine, because I no longer want to talk to you either. Am going to go flirt with some other geeks now. Possibly Broots. Or Hank. Hank has blue fur, did I tell you that, hmmm?

On second thought, they would probably just break my heart too. Perhaps I'll become a lesbian.

No love, Z

Dear Twitch,

Have had epiphany. Boys are stupid. Not you of course because you're my brother, but boys in general. Would you mind taking me to the next QSA meeting? I know I go anyway, but so I can learn about being a lesbian?

Love, 0

(ooc: And, for the curious:

from: rat_bastard@gmail.com
to: arsenal_fierce@gmail.com, twitch_strummer@gmail.com, hopelessandsavage@gmail.com
fwd: career path?

Something is very wrong with Skankabelle. What do we know about this school?

from: ginger_kincaid@mit.edu
to: zero.hopelesssavage@fandomhigh.com
returned undeliverable

Zee, what do you mean? I keep trying to call you and no one picks up! What's going *on*??

Date: 2005-10-25 01:00 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] chasingangela
I just like playing with the whole clone thing here.

Angela's kind of taken, though. On a break right now, but taken. Unless you know something I don't...

Date: 2005-10-25 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com
Yeah, I know about the whole you-Marty thing. But Johnnie Clueless doesn't...

Wonder if anyone's gonna play That Yellow Bastard or a Furlong.

*John glares at the mun, who digs Claire Danes*

Date: 2005-10-25 01:10 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] chasingangela
Cool, I wasn't sure how much you were keeping up with our relationship saga. But Johnny Clueless is welcome to try his luck *g.*

Date: 2005-10-25 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com
Maybe it'll go better than John/Carter. Then again, Chase doesn't wave wrenches violently, riiiight?

Date: 2005-10-25 01:13 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] chasingangela
Only if provoked.

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