swerval_zero | (no subject)

*Under the influence of the Plot Amoeba, Zero writes some e-mails*

Dear Rat,

Have had epiphany. Clearly as a punker I am wasting my life. I should be doing something productive. Was it hard to go into marketing? Does it take special skills? I know it made you evil, but was it a bad sort of evil?

Also, am starting religion worshipping Google.

Love, Zero
Or do you think I should go by Nicole?

Ginger,

I have had a revelation and I am not going to put up with this any longer. You clearly do not want to talk to me, and that's fine, because I no longer want to talk to you either. Am going to go flirt with some other geeks now. Possibly Broots. Or Hank. Hank has blue fur, did I tell you that, hmmm?

On second thought, they would probably just break my heart too. Perhaps I'll become a lesbian.

No love, Z

Dear Twitch,

Have had epiphany. Boys are stupid. Not you of course because you're my brother, but boys in general. Would you mind taking me to the next QSA meeting? I know I go anyway, but so I can learn about being a lesbian?

Love, 0

(ooc: And, for the curious:

from: rat_bastard@gmail.com
to: arsenal_fierce@gmail.com, twitch_strummer@gmail.com, hopelessandsavage@gmail.com
fwd: career path?

Something is very wrong with Skankabelle. What do we know about this school?

from: ginger_kincaid@mit.edu
to: zero.hopelesssavage@fandomhigh.com
returned undeliverable

Zee, what do you mean? I keep trying to call you and no one picks up! What's going *on*??