Zero's Voicemail

[swerval_zero]

This is Zero. Or Zee, Zed, Skank, Skankabelle, or Wee Skanky Zero. Whatever you call me, this is me. But I'm not here right now, so you know what to do. If you're calling about the other thing, this is the wrong number, so stop sodding calling.

*BEEP*

(OOC: There is also a link to this entry in my profile.)

Comments

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

* beep *

Hello, Zero, it's Hank. I wanted to let you know that I would be interested in joining your "independent study group". Please let me know when you're ready to do the first run.

*beep*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Zero? Are you around? I think we better go talk to Dr. House.... just so being the sponsor of the School Beautification Committee doesn't come as a shock to him.

Besides, I need to get this stupid cast off.

Meet you there?"

*Beep*

[swerval_zero]

*calls Parker back*

Yeah, I'll be right there.

OOC: Fandom High Awards

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Congrats! You won the coveted Cusack Award! Pick up your award here. Don't forget to make your acceptance speech and thank all your minions the little people.

OOC Gossip column request

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Broots-mun let me know that Zero and Broots were at the dance together. Beka is doing a relationship gossip column. If it's cool for her to mention them in any capacity, please let me know. If it's cool for her to speculate, let me know that too.

But, since she didn't actually see them at the dance and doesn't know either all that well, if you want her to be in the column, she probably needs to swing by B's room while she's working on the column this 'morning'.

Either way it's cool. Don't want to make mentions without checking.

Re: OOC Gossip column request

[swerval_zero]

It's cool if you want to mention them. Or not, either way works for me.

[chasingangela]

Zero? It's Angela. I have a question about the library -- you still work there, right? Call me when you get a chance.

Thanks.

[swerval_zero]

*calls back*

Hi, Angela. What's the swoo?

1 of 2

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

*Hammered into Zero's door are sixty-two differet envelopes and a note. The notes reads Oh great Mallet-sama, if you wish to use your powers for good it would be wise for you to respond to the envelope we have left you.*

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Re: 1 of 2

[swerval_zero]

*recognizes that guy in envelope #10*

2 of 2

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

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[chasingangela]

Hi Zero. It's Angela. Hope you're having a good weekend.

Parker and I were going to meet in the library around 6, if you're still up for that. If not ... I'll probably see you around but we won't paint the roof this time. Or vamp any furry critters.

Bye.

[OOC: 6 p.m. is fandom high/Eastern time. Unless I messed up on tme zones again.]

[swerval_zero]

Hey, Angela. I'll see you there.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Pinky? This is Jack, I got your message. Details. Very important. What exactly do you need and when do you need it by?

[swerval_zero]

I need somethin' called 'carouche' blood. They're a type of vampire, apparently. I don' need a lot. Just a bit. *rustling of paper* I found one supplier in Toronto, but I can't pronounce the name of the shop.

Ideally I would have it by tomorrow, but I'm pretty sure that's against the squallin' laws of physics, so...just as soon as possible?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

*In front of Zero's door is a box. Should she choose to open it she would find this (http://www.greenboardgames.com/catalogue/974_blood.jpg) in it. The box has a note inside of it that reads:

Pinky,

That is one fucked-up site.

--O'Neill*

[swerval_zero]

...well, that was quick.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

((Reading over the new library rules, I realised that I'm a ditz. I had Cam check out a book named "Weaponary in the Old Republic" to fix Winona. He's got it since 12 october. Zero was holding open the library at the moment, but as it was the first time I went in there I kinda screwed things up and didn't get to finish the entire thread. It's probably not registered anywhere that he's got this book.))

[(Anonymous)]

((Zero can consult the catalogue and come after him with a mallet, if you like :) ))

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Zero? Parker. Come by and see me tomorrow in the clinic. I'm bored again. Plus we never did play with the mini-zappers. Bye."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: Jarod phonecall up in my lj. Have a good time on your trip!]}

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! You're a winner! Come on down and thank your adoring fans and all your minions the little people!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Zero? Parker. I won't be in the library today. I left some chocolates from my trip there-- let Liz Weir have a few. And you can have one or two. And maybe Gilmore, if she comes in. I'm at Phale's bookshop in town if something desperately urgent comes up.

Also? If you haven't heard the radio? *STAY* in the library. Please?

Talk to you later. Back tonight, I hope."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Zero? Hey, this is John Crichton. Was wondering if you were still up helping me out with my final Journalism project.

It would require a short interview and a possible trip back to your home planet- world- city or something. Feel free to say 'no' though. I know this is a lot to ask.

[swerval_zero]

((*beats the hell out of LJ*))

Hey, John. If it's not too late, I can still do it. Or have you found another subject?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

[swerval_zero]

((Hee, yes! I'm about to run to class, but I'll be around later this afternoon. Send him to the library or something.))

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

You've got presents!

OOC

[demonbelthazor]

Do we want to get with Janet and figure out how this ended up? :)

Re: OOC

[swerval_zero]

((I knew there was something I was forgetting...yeah, we need to do that.))

[chasingangela]

"Hey, Zero? Angela. I'm thinking about doing something for Parker's birthday tomorrow. Trying to decide if it's worth trying to get her friend Jarod on-campus, or if we should just all go to Caritas and surprise her there, or something. What do you think?

Call me back."

[swerval_zero]

*lunges across the room and grabs the phone* Angela? Zero. I don't even want to think about the paperwork to get Jarod on campus. I've already started on the forms for my band, and they're not coming for another week. Maybe we should just go into town?

...squall, I haven't got her a present yet.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Zero? Parker. We're going to Caritas for booze for my birthday! Meet at my room."

Because Of Crowley, This Goes Everywhere

[sensethevisions]

"Hi, this is Phoebe, welcoming you to Fandom High. I know that you're probably freaked out about some of the chaos here and confused over what classes to take. This is where I lend a hand. I suggest taking Celtic Studies and Arthurian Traditions with Professor Camulus. He's a great guy and he knows everything there is to know about his field of teaching. Trust me, you won't regret it. Please register for his classes so he doesn't stuff me and mount me on the wall like a trophy?" There's a pause then she continues. "I'm really cute and very attached to breathing, so I'd appreciate it if you would register for his two classes. I promise it'll be a worthwhile adventure..."

Trying to call John

[can_be_more]

John? Why in the world are you asking Cameron for condoms? Don't you dare say because we need them. This had better be good.

*long pause*

Have you never heard of a store?

Friday Phone ... issues

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi returns Angel's call (http://www.livejournal.com/users/strongestgirl/2600.html)

[fates_jaye]

Hey, this is Jaye. I'm in charge of the campaign to keep Marty Blank the hell out of office at Fandom High, and he said you might give me a quote about why he sucks. So if you could trash him, it would really be appreciated. Thanks.

[swerval_zero]

Whazza? Jaye? Marty's my friend, I don't--wait, he wants me to say bad things about him?

((Zero has no classes today, so she just woke up. Whee!))