Zero's Voicemail

[swerval_zero]

This is Zero. Or Zee, Zed, Skank, Skankabelle, or Wee Skanky Zero. Whatever you call me, this is me. But I'm not here right now, so you know what to do. If you're calling about the other thing, this is the wrong number, so stop sodding calling.

*BEEP*

(OOC: There is also a link to this entry in my profile.)

Comments

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Pinky? This is Jack, I got your message. Details. Very important. What exactly do you need and when do you need it by?

[swerval_zero]

I need somethin' called 'carouche' blood. They're a type of vampire, apparently. I don' need a lot. Just a bit. *rustling of paper* I found one supplier in Toronto, but I can't pronounce the name of the shop.

Ideally I would have it by tomorrow, but I'm pretty sure that's against the squallin' laws of physics, so...just as soon as possible?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

I went to Mardi Gras last weekend. It's October. Mardi Gras is in Febuary. I think it's highly possible that I can have it here five minutes ago.

[swerval_zero]

...Wow. Good point. Thanks, Jack! Would you like t'sign the card with us?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Sure. Rory's the one who keeping track of the parents and other student relations, right?

[swerval_zero]

That's her. She's the Student Relations officer on the Student Council. At least, I think that's her job title.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Cool. Just let me know when you get the card, cool?

[swerval_zero]

Swerval. *sound of door opening* Oh, hey. It's here.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Wow. Quick. Guess now I have to order it, huh?

[swerval_zero]

Yeah...yeah, that'd probably be a good idea.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

I wonder what would happen if I didn't, would it just dissapear suddenly?

[swerval_zero]

Jack O'Neill, don't you squallin' dare! I don' need any more paradox here!

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

You know you're just no fun at all.