Zero's Voicemail

[swerval_zero]

This is Zero. Or Zee, Zed, Skank, Skankabelle, or Wee Skanky Zero. Whatever you call me, this is me. But I'm not here right now, so you know what to do. If you're calling about the other thing, this is the wrong number, so stop sodding calling.

*BEEP*

(OOC: There is also a link to this entry in my profile.)

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Trying to call John

[can_be_more]

John? Why in the world are you asking Cameron for condoms? Don't you dare say because we need them. This had better be good.

*long pause*

Have you never heard of a store?