E-mail to the parents

[swerval_zero]

To: hopelessandsavage@gmail.com
From: skankzero.hopelesssavage@fandomhigh.edu

Subject: The Isle of IKEA

Dear Mum and Da,

The IKEA here is on an island. Next island over, as a matter of fact, but to get there you have to go to the mainland. And they don't have a bridge, so you have to rent a waverunner to get there and then they deliver you your stuff the next day. Isn't that swerval?

Anyway, I got some stuff, and then Parker and I got in a pillow fight and were escorted from the store by a security guard named Sven. Actually I don't know if his name was Sven or not, but he looked like a Sven.

Love,
Zee

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