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Jan. 4th, 2006 01:42 amTo: hopelessandsavage@gmail.com
From: skankzero.hopelesssavage@fandomhigh.edu
Subject: The Isle of IKEA
Dear Mum and Da,
The IKEA here is on an island. Next island over, as a matter of fact, but to get there you have to go to the mainland. And they don't have a bridge, so you have to rent a waverunner to get there and then they deliver you your stuff the next day. Isn't that swerval?
Anyway, I got some stuff, and then Parker and I got in a pillow fight and were escorted from the store by a security guard named Sven. Actually I don't know if his name was Sven or not, but he looked like a Sven.
Love,
Zee
From: skankzero.hopelesssavage@fandomhigh.edu
Subject: The Isle of IKEA
Dear Mum and Da,
The IKEA here is on an island. Next island over, as a matter of fact, but to get there you have to go to the mainland. And they don't have a bridge, so you have to rent a waverunner to get there and then they deliver you your stuff the next day. Isn't that swerval?
Anyway, I got some stuff, and then Parker and I got in a pillow fight and were escorted from the store by a security guard named Sven. Actually I don't know if his name was Sven or not, but he looked like a Sven.
Love,
Zee
