Care Package
Sep. 14th, 2005 03:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
swerval_zero*returns from post office with large parcel*
Arsenal Hopeless-Savage
127-B N. Mercy Street
Flange City
USA
Z,
Got the stuff you asked for and a few things I thought might be wanted besides. I don't know what's going on at that school of yours, but it sounds weird. And like something I'd be interested in. What was with the message on the answering machine? Are you planning to take up croquet?
Much love,
Big Sis
*squeal* She's the best big sister ever!
*reverently lifts last item from box and unzips case*
Wicked.
*Slips lockpicking kit and brass knuckles into inner coat pocket, props sledge in corner and takes up Croquet Mallet v. 2.0. Changes into fuzzy socks. Then grabs the conditioner and chocolate and goes to hunt down her roommate.*
Arsenal Hopeless-Savage
127-B N. Mercy Street
Flange City
USA
Z,
Got the stuff you asked for and a few things I thought might be wanted besides. I don't know what's going on at that school of yours, but it sounds weird. And like something I'd be interested in. What was with the message on the answering machine? Are you planning to take up croquet?
Much love,
Big Sis
*squeal* She's the best big sister ever!
*reverently lifts last item from box and unzips case*
Wicked.
*Slips lockpicking kit and brass knuckles into inner coat pocket, props sledge in corner and takes up Croquet Mallet v. 2.0. Changes into fuzzy socks. Then grabs the conditioner and chocolate and goes to hunt down her roommate.*
