Room 220, Saturday Night
May. 1st, 2006 12:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
swerval_zeroAfter watching Arachnid-Girl-Who-Is-Hispanic with Peter, Zero went back to her room to get ready for bed. She needed a bath like whoa but it was a looooooooong way down the hall to the showers, so she decided not to bother.
Then her phone rang.
"'Lo?"
"Zero, is that you? You sound funny. Mum said there was something wrong."
"'Lo Ratty it's me! I can talk to you on the phone 'cause I'm only not supposed to talk to strangers. I drew a picture of a monkey but it's not for you it's for Peter. We got married."
"You did do drugs. Oh, Zero. Listen, we can get it annulled. You're a rock star's kid, these things happen all the time. You'll just be in Teen People again for a little while, that's all."
Zero giggled. "You're funny. I'll get unmarried when I hargully well plunk like it. Anyway we got married by a swerval fraxed Mountie with a HAT, an' he married the pretty principal-lady, an' it was swerval. Yes. And also oh em gee."
"Uh-huh. Call me when the acid wears off. I promise not to tell Mum if you do."
"'Kay I love you Ratty bye-bye!"
Then her phone rang.
"'Lo?"
"Zero, is that you? You sound funny. Mum said there was something wrong."
"'Lo Ratty it's me! I can talk to you on the phone 'cause I'm only not supposed to talk to strangers. I drew a picture of a monkey but it's not for you it's for Peter. We got married."
"You did do drugs. Oh, Zero. Listen, we can get it annulled. You're a rock star's kid, these things happen all the time. You'll just be in Teen People again for a little while, that's all."
Zero giggled. "You're funny. I'll get unmarried when I hargully well plunk like it. Anyway we got married by a swerval fraxed Mountie with a HAT, an' he married the pretty principal-lady, an' it was swerval. Yes. And also oh em gee."
"Uh-huh. Call me when the acid wears off. I promise not to tell Mum if you do."
"'Kay I love you Ratty bye-bye!"
