Zero drummed her fingers on the bars. "'M bored."
"Entertain yourself," Dirk Hopeless advised. "When you kids were little an' we got arrested, we'd do singalongs."
"Yeh, but Ratty an' Arsenal an' Twitch aren't here, an' all that comes to mind is the 'Cellblock Tango' from Chicago."
Nikki Savage sat up on her bunk, looked her youngest child in the eye, and said, "Pop."
"Six?"
"Squish."
"And now, ladies and gentlemen," Dirk said in his best imitation American accent, "the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail--or, in this case, the two merry protestors of Flange City--will perform their rendition of the Cellblock Tango!"
"He had it comin'!
He had it comin'!
He only had himself to blame!
If you'da been there,
If you'da seen it,
I betcha you would have done the same!"
"Entertain yourself," Dirk Hopeless advised. "When you kids were little an' we got arrested, we'd do singalongs."
"Yeh, but Ratty an' Arsenal an' Twitch aren't here, an' all that comes to mind is the 'Cellblock Tango' from Chicago."
Nikki Savage sat up on her bunk, looked her youngest child in the eye, and said, "Pop."
"Six?"
"Squish."
"And now, ladies and gentlemen," Dirk said in his best imitation American accent, "the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail--or, in this case, the two merry protestors of Flange City--will perform their rendition of the Cellblock Tango!"
"He had it comin'!
He had it comin'!
He only had himself to blame!
If you'da been there,
If you'da seen it,
I betcha you would have done the same!"
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