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swerval_zeroJanine and Zero were both working on projects and getting hungry, so Janine was dispatched to Tro Gro for food, since Zero had gone for coffee last. She returned a few minutes later, tossed a sandwich in Zero's lap, and went back to her computer.
Zero took one bite out of her sandwich and said, "Janine. Whoss this?"
"It's turkey. You asked for turkey. God knows why, I can't imagine how anyone could eat turkey again after last week."
"S'not turkey. It tastes like...evil."
A dissection of Zero's sandwich revealed that it contained not only turkey, lettuce, and mayonnaise (the usual suspects) but also pesto, cranberry sauce, ranch dressing, and a smidge of wasabi ("Why?" Janine wanted to know. "Why would you do that?"). The girls boggled at it for a moment, then Janine went to get their friends to come see while Zero went back to Tro Gro to see if they had any food that wasn't insane.
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morpherboy's RL encounter with this exact sandwich. Open to phone calls and e-mail.))
Zero took one bite out of her sandwich and said, "Janine. Whoss this?"
"It's turkey. You asked for turkey. God knows why, I can't imagine how anyone could eat turkey again after last week."
"S'not turkey. It tastes like...evil."
A dissection of Zero's sandwich revealed that it contained not only turkey, lettuce, and mayonnaise (the usual suspects) but also pesto, cranberry sauce, ranch dressing, and a smidge of wasabi ("Why?" Janine wanted to know. "Why would you do that?"). The girls boggled at it for a moment, then Janine went to get their friends to come see while Zero went back to Tro Gro to see if they had any food that wasn't insane.
((OOC: Caused by
morpherboy's RL encounter with this exact sandwich. Open to phone calls and e-mail.))
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Date: 2007-11-28 06:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-28 06:09 am (UTC)From: hooskspider@gmail.com
Subject: sigh
left arm is a giant fish. it shoots smaller fish at people. i don't know.
-p
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Date: 2007-11-28 06:15 am (UTC)From: skank_zero@gmail.com
Subject: Fandom strikes again?
I am in possession of a sandwich lovingly crafted by Satan himself. Trade you?
-z
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Date: 2007-11-28 06:21 am (UTC)From: hooskspider@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Fandom strikes again?
in a heartbeat if i knew how to send a fisharm over email. unless the sandwich is actually on fire.
i'm trying to figure out how to get rid of the fisharm. i don't think that's happening tonight.
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Date: 2007-11-28 06:24 am (UTC)From: skank_zero@gmail.com
Subject: re: Fandom strikes again?
Dear squall Janine says it has mustard, too. It was hiding under the cranberry sauce.
No, not on fire.
...how did you *get* the fisharm?
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Date: 2007-11-28 06:38 am (UTC)From: hooskspider@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Fandom strikes again?
fish bit me.
where'd you get the sandwich?
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Date: 2007-11-28 06:44 am (UTC)From: skank_zero@gmail.com
Subject: re: Fandom strikes again?
I thought Fish was still with Rat?
Downstairs. We have a grocery place. Of evil.
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Date: 2007-11-28 06:46 am (UTC)From: hooskspider@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Fandom strikes again?
no, a fish from the pond. i think it was a werefish. are there werefish? i think that was one.
i don't think lucifer's running the devil's nest anymore. maybe he's running the grocery place?
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Date: 2007-11-28 06:50 am (UTC)From: skank_zero@gmail.com
Subject: re: Fandom strikes again?
There could be werefish! If you turn into a werefish at the next full moon (which is Christmas Eve, btw), I will laugh and laugh. But in a supportive way.
It's possible. I may ask in the morning. Mid-afternoon. When I drag myself out of bed for class.
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Date: 2007-11-28 06:57 am (UTC)From: hooskspider@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Fandom strikes again?
you're mean.
if there's any devil-type person running the store you have to make sure christmas is fun for them.
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Date: 2007-11-28 06:58 am (UTC)From: skank_zero@gmail.com
Subject: re: Fandom strikes again?
But you love me.
I'll see what I can do. :D
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Date: 2007-11-28 07:08 am (UTC)From: hooskspider@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Fandom strikes again?
of course. that doesn't change meanness.
that's my girl.
and hey, i can use my fisharm to hold a can of soda. go me!
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Date: 2007-11-28 07:14 am (UTC)From: skank_zero@gmail.com
Subject: re: Fandom strikes again?
Go you!
The scientist in me makes me ask, how?
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Date: 2007-11-28 06:11 pm (UTC)From: hooskspider@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Fandom strikes again?
i can kind of control the fish mouth. it's like a hand with fishy teeth and a jaw instead of a thumb.
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Date: 2007-11-28 07:59 pm (UTC)From: hooskspider@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Fandom strikes again?
That is so weird. I find myself intrigued. Keep me updated, 'kay?
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Date: 2007-11-28 08:38 pm (UTC)From: hooskspider@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Fandom strikes again?
of course! no pictures, though.
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Date: 2007-11-28 10:01 pm (UTC)From: hooskspider@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Fandom strikes again?
I bet Jamie would take pictures for me. But I would not do that to you, natch.