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[swerval_zero]

Oh, squall. It looks like we're havin' homecoming, despite our lack of, y'know, a football team or any of the usual homecomin' stuff. I mean, as I understand it, we're the first class t'go here, so who's gonna come home? The theme of the dance is 'The Eighties', so I guess I'd best talk t'Mum about borrowin' some of her old stuff. I wonder if she still has that really swerval kilt from when she an' Da reaffirmed their vows...

Hmm, since I'm not playin' the dance this year, I guess I'll need a date. Ginge is right out... this could be a problem. Maybe I'll just go stag?