Though She Is But Little, She Be Fierce

"Well, darling, of course you remember the polar bear. It's been around since the first book. One of the pirate's pets, you know." Never mind that the poor thing has to live in the Caribbean and must be getting up there in polar bear age. "And I just want to assure you that has nothing to do with my engagement to the founder and president of the Angelica Demesnes Appreciation Society."