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Janine and Zero were both working on projects and getting hungry, so Janine was dispatched to Tro Gro for food, since Zero had gone for coffee last. She returned a few minutes later, tossed a sandwich in Zero's lap, and went back to her computer.
Zero took one bite out of her sandwich and said, "Janine. Whoss this?"
"It's turkey. You asked for turkey. God knows why, I can't imagine how anyone could eat turkey again after last week."
"S'not turkey. It tastes like...evil."
A dissection of Zero's sandwich revealed that it contained not only turkey, lettuce, and mayonnaise (the usual suspects) but also pesto, cranberry sauce, ranch dressing, and a smidge of wasabi ("Why?" Janine wanted to know. "Why would you do that?"). The girls boggled at it for a moment, then Janine went to get their friends to come see while Zero went back to Tro Gro to see if they had any food that wasn't insane.
((OOC: Caused by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
morpherboy's RL encounter with this exact sandwich. Open to phone calls and e-mail.))
Zero took one bite out of her sandwich and said, "Janine. Whoss this?"
"It's turkey. You asked for turkey. God knows why, I can't imagine how anyone could eat turkey again after last week."
"S'not turkey. It tastes like...evil."
A dissection of Zero's sandwich revealed that it contained not only turkey, lettuce, and mayonnaise (the usual suspects) but also pesto, cranberry sauce, ranch dressing, and a smidge of wasabi ("Why?" Janine wanted to know. "Why would you do that?"). The girls boggled at it for a moment, then Janine went to get their friends to come see while Zero went back to Tro Gro to see if they had any food that wasn't insane.
((OOC: Caused by
morpherboy's RL encounter with this exact sandwich. Open to phone calls and e-mail.))
