"Slacker poser. No wonder Titania dumped him.
Why art thou here,
Come from the farthest Steppe of India?
But that, forsooth, the bouncing Amazon,
Your buskin'd mistress and your warrior love,
To Theseus must be wedded, and you come
To give their bed joy and prosperity." Parker practically spit the words out, her fingers curving into claws. "And a great big adulterous pig, as well."