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Zero was trawling the internet, looking for reviews of the set she'd played at a local bar on Friday night, or reactions to the new Zero vs. Hollywood (in which she questioned Hugh Jackman's career path, and wondered if maybe America wanted him to be meta for Wolverine when Hugh wanted to be his musical theatre self, and that was why he made such questionable choices) when she found something completely different, something that made her choke on her tea and grab her phone to send out a mass text:

There is a BLOG POST on HOW TO GET MY STYLE. WHAT MADNESS IS THIS??????

She had the presence of mind to include a link to the post, which included three pictures of her. In one, she was leaving a coffee shop wearing her boots, ripped jeans, a plaid shirt, and heart-shaped sunglasses. In another, she was wearing the same ripped jeans and boots, a t-shirt from a friend's band's last tour, an oversized leather jacket, and sunglasses with bunny ears. In the third, she was still wearing her boots but she'd traded the ripped jeans for...another pair of ripped jeans, this time in hot pink, with a long-sleeved t-shirt and a tutu. Because tutus were in for fall?

((Open for calls or texts from anyone who thinks they might have gotten this!))

Date: 2011-10-10 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
Parker's first text was:


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Date: 2011-10-10 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
Parker was still laughing. "Who came up with this insanity? Are they doing drugs? What the hell?"

Seriously, as far as she could tell, Zero was the only person who could dress like Zero.

Date: 2011-10-10 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
Pardon Parker while she tries to get her breath back. She's going to choke here.

"...where did this, how did this start? And you can just tell them you dunked them in acid, you know, see if people do it."

Date: 2011-10-10 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
"I was too busy spluttering to follow the link." Parker scrolled to it when it was sent, and said, "Oh my God. What a scam. Who are they kidding? *I* pay that much money, you've never bothered!"

Date: 2011-10-10 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
"Because if they can dress like you, then can pretend they're as cool as you? So clearly, they're starting at a point of delusion," Parker said, still laughing. "You should write them and let them know!"

Date: 2011-10-10 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
Excuse Parker while she falls off the chair laughing.

Date: 2011-10-10 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
Parker was lying on the floor, speaking into the phone, "You're this month's girl. Use it to get another job. Before they decide you're not."

Date: 2011-10-10 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
"You're Zero Hopeless-Savage," Parker counseled, still smiling. "They're confusing the style with the substance. Or vice versa. Apparently they think being a Lifelong Enemy is cool."

Date: 2011-10-10 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
"I certainly wouldn't want to be a lifelong friend," Parker said in distaste.

"Look, if the money angle is freaking you out, tell 'em the truth. Otherwise... this is you. Have some fun with it." Parker grinned. "Stalk 'em back."

Date: 2011-10-10 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
"*I* wouldn't," Parker said bluntly, lifting one foot to study her Louboutins. "Fashion thrives on insanity, though."

Date: 2011-10-10 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
"Wear the art if you've got it," Parker counseled. "Fashion is crazy. Just accept it."

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