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It was Oscar Night in Hollywood, which meant the stars were out in force, and Zero had once again somehow conned a press pass out of someone. It was her last hurrah before moving to another reality where she wasn't on the Z-list, so why not go all out?

After telling Miley Cyrus to stand up straight, dear, and some general terrorizing of Zac Efron in an attempt to get him to admit he had even less business being here than she did, she asked Zoe Saldana what was up with the bottom of her dress, thinking maybe some of the thingies from her movie had colonized it, and gently broke it to Sarah Jessica Parker that she was orange.

Her work here was done.

"This has been a very special Zero vs. Hollywood, and unless I feel the pressing need to make fun of something after the show, it'll also be my last. I'm moving. To...somewhere they don't have awards shows. I'd like to thank everyone who watched on YouTube, the guys from Spooky Things, and everyone who's put up with me. This is Zero, signing off. Now I'm going to go fangirl Helen Mirren."
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