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It was Oscar Night in Hollywood, which meant the stars were out in force, and Zero had once again somehow conned a press pass out of someone. It was her last hurrah before moving to another reality where she wasn't on the Z-list, so why not go all out?

After telling Miley Cyrus to stand up straight, dear, and some general terrorizing of Zac Efron in an attempt to get him to admit he had even less business being here than she did, she asked Zoe Saldana what was up with the bottom of her dress, thinking maybe some of the thingies from her movie had colonized it, and gently broke it to Sarah Jessica Parker that she was orange.

Her work here was done.

"This has been a very special Zero vs. Hollywood, and unless I feel the pressing need to make fun of something after the show, it'll also be my last. I'm moving. To...somewhere they don't have awards shows. I'd like to thank everyone who watched on YouTube, the guys from Spooky Things, and everyone who's put up with me. This is Zero, signing off. Now I'm going to go fangirl Helen Mirren."

Date: 2010-03-08 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
*rrriiiing*

Yes, it's 3am in England. So what? Someone is up watching the Awards, and Zero, on an internet feed.

Date: 2010-03-08 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
"I swear I will get a Portal there just to throw a shoe at you. No! You know it's Captain Cupcake from that scifi movie you made me go see!" Parker demanded. "I see him! I see him on the screen! He's just in that section right in back of you!"

Date: 2010-03-08 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
"Oh. Much better," Parker said, mollified, then grinned. "You were brilliant. As usual. Thank God someone told Sarah Jessica the truth, her husband must have been laughing backstage the whole time."

Date: 2010-03-08 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
"Are you going to have to learn a whole new set of actors' craziness when you move to PeterWorld?" Parker asked, bemused. "Or do they have a Tom Cruise for you to torment there as well?"

Date: 2010-03-08 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
"Nooooo!"

It was nearly a ritual now, so Parker's recovery time was minimal.

"I mean, that soon? Darn."

Date: 2010-03-08 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
"You ready for it?" Parker asked. "Packed all your physical and emotional baggage? Got your interdimensional passport and parachute?"

Date: 2010-03-08 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
"Yeeeeah," Parker said because it was completely true. "...tell them you're joining the CIA."

What? People would believe it if she said it.

"Get SpyJane to back it up."

Date: 2010-03-08 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
"Well, that makes sense," Parker had to admit. "And I suppose if you just send them back video diaries and films, people will know you're still alive... hey." She blinked. "You could get film distribution in two dimensions, you realize that?"

Date: 2010-03-08 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com
"Knock 'em dead," Parker said, only slightly wistfully. "Last one and all. But I'm TiVo'ing the Emmy's and sending you a copy to watch with me in September."

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